Toblerone Gauntlet
the outcome of giving a s-xual partner too vigorous an -n-l fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted toblerone over ones’ fist & lower arm.
bill: “went a bit mad on the fisting last night…”
ben: “really? what happened?”
bill: “went in too deep, ended up wearing the toblerone gauntlet.”
ben: “dude, that’s sick!”
bill: “yeah. that’s what your mom said.”
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