Tobogganary
a store or place of buisness where one rents a toboggan. they are common among alpine regions, because no one actually owns their own toboggan, which would just be plain weird (unless, of course, you are an eskimo. then you are excused)
guy1: hey, check out this toboggan i got from the tobogganary
guy2: i brought my own toboggan
guy1: man, that’s just weird. who owns their own toboggan?
guy2: well, i am an eskimo
guy1: true
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