Toby Tank


v.

to take your flaccid p-n-s otherwise known as your “willie” and smack someone with it. the most highly prized toby tanking is across the face and as a surprise. it is played as a game akin to tag. more common in overly masculine h-m–erotic circles of men.
did you see me toby tank campbell yesterday? it was the smack heard round the room.

or

a: what happened to you?
b: i toby tanked your cat while it was napping on your desk.
a: awe no.
b: aye, it was a sh-t idea.

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