Toby

another name for a wet, tidy p-ssy.
“i went home with fiona last night, all i can say is she has one nice toby!”

“i went in expecting her bella, but i couldn’t p-ss up her toby!!!!”
a toby is someone lovable, caring and stylish.
they are very good friends, and will always be there if you need a shoulder to lean on.
they can be a bit thoughtless at times with their choice of words, though it is rare for them to intentionally hurt you. unless they dislike you.
then they can be arrogant and selfish, and greedy and cold.
but overall, a toby is definetely someone you would want as your friend/boyfriend; they are usually good-looking guys with a great personality.
guy: im going over to toby’s place, wanna come?
guy2: yeah, he is always fun to be around with.

girl: omg, that toby is sooo hot and such a gentleman!
girl2: nah, he is always so arrogant towards me!
girl: he must not like you then.
a person who you will never forget once you meet. the most incredible best friend ever who you will always know to be a special person in your life. truly an inspiring person. <3 i met toby today and he inspired me "i've never met a 'toby' that i didn't like. toby's are always cool, smart, and really really hot. female toby's are particularly hot. everyone like them and they are the girls on pedestals to be admired. "wow, look at her. she's some kind of toby." the s-xiest man alive. he is so kind and and s-xier in blonde. he is amazing at all sports and has all the girls chasing him. people who don't like him are just jealous of his amazingness. he also has a m-ssive p-n-s. guy 1: i hate that toby guy. he's so good looking and gets all the girls. group of girls: shut up he's amazing go watch your gay p-rn toby is an amazing athletic guy. he is someone who is sweet, understanding, can be dumb and selfish at times, makes you love him and hate him at the same time, and he will always stand up for you. toby is someone who i have something special with and its only a matter of time before he notices that. toby is the best person you could ever meet. toby always protects me toby is the strangest person you will ever meet. is also very dopey and likes to sleep a lot. he is also too smart for the world. this, however, is never a bad thing with toby. he is the sweetest, awesomest and cutest person everr! you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him but once on the right side, will give nothing but toby lovin' and is the best boyfriend ever. any girl would be lucky to have a toby like this in their life and better appreciate him and give him lots of snuggles. he also has a fan club that follow his every move and wish they were with him every minute of their lives. fanclubgurl#1 lets go to tobys house fanclubgurl#2 i'll grab the binoculars a toby is a guy who is one a million; he somehow manages to stray from the usual path of men, and go off in the right direction. he has all the qualities that every girl could ever want in a man; kind, caring, trustworthy, loyal, accepting, sensitive, funny...the list goes on, a toby is genuine through and through. toby's generally date people who are a bit more challenging to tap into...most people find it hard to put up with them and to love them, but somehow toby's can see them for who they really are, and they can bring out the person inside of them that no one else can do. even for people who don't trust others well, a toby has the ability to get even the most insecure and scared people to trust them and love them. if you find a toby, you are the luckiest person in the world. people search sometimes their entire lives to find someone like a toby, and when a girl just happens to find him out of the blue, she has no idea how lucky she is. guys like toby's don't come around often, if at all. if you have a toby, appreciate them and love them, because they are worth every second of your day, and more. everyone who has a toby knows what i mean..love your toby toby is so s-xy mexy ←