tobyjug fact
a fact which is in reality a steaming pile of b-ll-cks.
a cl-ssic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a “boat happy” person having hysterics on board…if someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court
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