Todding

todd tod show ipa verb, todded, todding, todder
1.
to do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
to do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (video game).
3.
to act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
to act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
“wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd.”

“omfg you just todded so hard, now were going to loose.”

“sorry guys im todding hard today…”

“that guys such a todder he always fails to see things.”
the act of continuously opening alcoholic beverages only to take one sip and then forget about it, leaving it to sit for the duration of the gathering.
justin: dude! did you notice how eric was todding aallll night!?
ryan: yea man! i think he wasted like a good 12 beers.
to no-call, no-show for work.
i got drunk last night, i am todding today even though i have no vaction time left.
to text one’s b-tch and/or ho when playing a video game with one’s comrades. while considered extremely rude and inappropriate, many partake in this activity, and consequently, teams’ k/d ratios worldwide have seen a significant decrease. formerly known as zaching.
wow, todd is being such a n-gg-r. he keeps texting his b-tch when he’s supposed to be shooting! i wish he wasn’t so keen on todding every game.