Tocophobia
fear of pregnancy. in case you didn’t know, pregnancy = children.
a. “oh sweetheart, i am so thrilled about our wedding…”
b. “me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development.”
a. “yes, and as a family with few children.”
b. “i know sarah but, first things first.”
a. “what? c´mon… do you suffer tocophobia?”
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