Today Tonight
a show which is shown on channel 7 in australia. basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle cl-ss australian angry about such things.
today tonight, get f-cked you sensationalist pigs!
an australian current affairs program aired on channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of dancing with the stars and weight loss stories.
i was watching today tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.
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