Todd Gibbs
a religious figure emerging in the late 1980’s came to public view in the early 2000’s many notable feats making him well known through out his native pacific northwest and quickly gaining a small following. law enforcement have yet to make any sort of move because todd gibbs has not committed any illegal activities.
many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.
while no one is sure of exactly what todd gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman p-n-s have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
this song can often be heard in todd gibb’s presence
praise todd, from whom all blessings flow;
praise him, all creatures here below;
praise him above, ye heavenly host;
praise because he rocks the most. amen.
todd gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.
todd gibbs had s-x with three women at once. when he was 9
when todd gibbs goes camping he purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
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