Todd Pace
a speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unp-ssable. this stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the todd pacer does not in fact move through the universe, but moves the universe backwards past themselves. the faster you try to catch up, the faster the universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.
man, that f-cker is running at todd pace.
let’s go back to the donut shop. that nigg’s goin’ at todd pace.
a speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unp-ssable. this stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the todd pacer does not in fact move through the universe, but moves the universe backwards past themselves. the faster you try to catch up, the faster the universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.
man, that f-cker is running at todd pace.
let’s go back to the donut shop. that nigg’s goin’ at todd pace.
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