TODDb
a type of depressant (no, not antidepressant) which is referred to as toddb (pr-nounced todd-b-uhh) or just todd. it helps you to have enough guts to flirt with your ex-girlfriend whilst dating someone who you claim to love when you do not.
do not take toddb if:
– you wish to keep your friends
– you don’t wanna be considered a horrible person
side effects will include:
– smelling like fish, because you’re a hermaphrodite.
– dating lame stealing liars
– slowly transforming into an emo cookie cutter (which will be a later posted definition)
– having a life which may be referred to as an “epic fail”
girl:: im breaking up with you.. you’ve been a complete meany, and all you talk about is “not causing drama” when in fact.. thats all you do!
boy:: it’s not my fault!! it’s all because my doctor prescribed me this toddb!!!
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