toddler crotch
when the crotch of a girl’s tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. in extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.
lauren, i have to run to the bathroom real quick; i got dressed in a hurry and couldn’t pull my tights on all the way, and i’m afraid i might get toddler crotch by the time i’m too drunk to notice.
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