Toilet Guy


the annoying people that sit in the toilets in clubs/pubs who watch you pee and try and guilt you into giving them money by giving you free lollipops.
“did you go to the toilet?”
“no, i just paid a pound not to go to the toilet!”
“i know i hate those toilet guys, staring at you all the time”
catch-all term for those employed in the demeaning trade of handing out paper to drunken males in belfast toilets.
“sup cracker? hows your night?”
“fine thanks, toilet guy. if i give you a pound will you refrain from stealing my phone?”

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