Toddler Nose
when someone’s nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. usually because they’ve done lots of cocaine, and they’re too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.
andy was real messy at the bar last night.
i know, i saw him, he had bad toddler nose.
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