toddlized
when a toddler has pushed their parent(s) to the point of delusional exhaustion. they no longer know what reality or sleep is. they are extremely cut off from adult interaction.
“sorry officer. i didn’t realize i was asleep at the wheel for that long. i swear that im not drunk or high, i have been toddlized.”
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