todger


p-n-s british
nice todger
1) a d-ck
2) someone that acts like a d-ck
1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger
p-n-s d-ck c-ck basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

often used in chatrooms
1: hit 111111111 if you’ll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
a big fat hairy c-ck. or a seish kebab!
p-ss the chutney before my todger goes cold!
a name for a p-n-s, used famously by the late oliver reed
i’d like for her and my todger to get well acquainted
to describe something that’s small, most commonly a p-n-s, but can be used to describe anything small.
person 1 : do you want to see my dog?
person 2 : yeah okay
person 1 : here it is
person 2 : it’s only a little todger!

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