Todhoppler
the girl in between the girlfriends, who has no shot in h-ll to ever be your girlfriend, but is a necessary part of relationship recovery. also known as the rebound.
frank: okay, so i’m not totally over jenn, but i met this new chick lisa last night and my spirits are lifted.
ted: so you’re saying you found a todhoppler? when do we get to meet her?
frank: nah, but she’ll be waiting for me at my apartment later. situation averted.
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