Todmorden
a small yorkshire market town in the middle of no-where yet the middle of everywhere. has an inter-related (i.e., inbred) population. full of sheep. 90% of the population is over the age of 60. liked by the middle cl-sses as they see it as “quaint” and “village-y”. has 3 pubs and 1 hairdressers for every person living there. used to have cotton mills, now it doesn’t, instead they are flats.
“i come from todmorden”
“where?”
“in calderdale”
“?”
“yorkshire?”
“ahhh”
a pseudonym for inbred h-ll hole
your mom is your sister and you live on a coucil estate in todmorden
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