tods

slang for the word today. usually used in text messages and online chat.
you doing anything tods?

nah, just chillin.
twerking on d-ck. the first appearance of the term came from a swiss guy traveling across the us and experiencing for the first time girls twerking on his d-ck. he couldn’t stop talking about it. he would always reference it by saying “twerk on my d-ck”. the guy became so addicted to this practice that he started to pursue it actively. a party wouldn’t be a good party for him if he couldn’t tod on that party.
“girls just wanna tod”
“i got some tod last night”
“d-mn! she really knows how to tod”
buy the domain for your pet blog
the original douche.
man, that adam is such a tod.

an extreme version of a tod can other wise be known as a tod-bag— the original douche-bag.
derived from teh cult cl-ssic napoleon dynamite. variant of po’d but it means ticked off.
11 year old a- dude i was so fricking angry
11 year old b- oh my gosh!
11 year old a- he made fun of my sweaterfest, i was like ” go to h – e double hockeysticks!!!!!”
11 year old b- gasp!!!
11 year old a- i know right? i was so to’d
an amazing guy. one who is faithful to the women he’s with. values his family and friends highly. he’s s-xy and an all around wonderful catch! smart, charming and funny too. do not let this one go, whether friend, family or more!!
you’d be lucky if you got a tod!
thing of darkness – something that frightens you and takes away your confidence, energy, motivation. when it p-sses by you it extracts your soul. it controls your mood and can ruin your day.
red alert: tod is on the move.

look out, here comes tod.
“tod = touch of downs” someone who looks like they habe down syndrome, but dont actually have the disease
“god vinny looks like a tod”, “tod can you go get us the water hammer off the engine”, “why did tod open up the line on the interior truck team”