toey
antic-p-tory, nervous, edgy
i’m a bit toey about the big game tonight.
being immensly s-xually aroused, typically wanting s-xual intercourse
“there 4 toey humans here, & you’re in bed? f-ck me, fire up!”
-mark gasnier
1. feeling h-rny. wanting to take your partner, or a random there and then and sh-g them senseless.
2. h-rny, turned on and in need of an immediate sh-g
i’m so toey….get it in me now!
feeling h-rny, would like a sh-g. not sure where the example below comes from though.
i’m as toey as a roman sandal.
in hockey when you come down and use the toe of your stick to drag the puck around someone. also known as a toe drag
“i came down and pulled the sickest toey then went cheds”
someone with an abnormally large toe (usually of birth defect).
toey people usually have lizard like athleticism steming from the larger surface area of the toe.
“daymm homie , that brother was toey! did u see him ram that guy into the pole?
“yeah man, didnt u know? thats big toe bandit he’s ma man!”
2 b h-rny!
can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 b upset and skirt around the issue.
“i’m toey!” “blow me b-tch!”
“why are you so toey tonight?”
“i’m pregnant! “charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!”
“well that’s a nice change, you knowing who the father is!”
“now whose being toey you f-cking paddle slap?”
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