tofeud


when two vegans have an longstanding argument. since it can’t be a “beef”, as one might normally call it, this word represents a portmanteau of “tofu” and “feud”, making it acceptable for people who don’t eat meat.
“oh my god, jenny is such a b-tch. if i catch her tweeting about me at the starbucks again, we’re going to have a tofeud.”

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