Toffee dodger


a closeted h-m-s-xual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.
that imran guy is such a toffee dodger – i mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of tom, he just won’t admit it!
when a woman refuses s-xual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty p-n-s or she is a lesbian.
woman 1: did you have s-x with marvin last night.

woman 2: no his p-n-s was all crusty.

woman 1: eww, so you successfully dodged his toffee

woman 2: yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the max

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