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  an ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (which deserves two flushes) “man, whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!”

• Toilet Freckles

  the little spots of p–p that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water. dude, you really need to clean your cr-pper. there’s so many toilet freckles.

• Toilet Tamer

  toilet tamers are the toilet attendants you find in bars and night clubs, invariably on a thursday, friday and sat-rday night. they will have an array of hair taming gels, waxes and sprays, a duty free shop worth of fragrances and a load chuba chubbs and chewing gums. they will offer you soap and towels […]

• Toilet Tuck

  after urinating, you hold your p-n-s down as you squeeze out the last of the p-ss to prevent it from slamming into the toilet rim. steve: you’ll get herpes if you don’t start toilet tucking. john: that’s just a myth. steve: how do you explain this?

• Token Negro

  that one negro in tv shows when everyone else is white, and has to be there for political correct reasons. fifty percent of the time, this token negro has a trophy white wife, usually a blonde. no one really likes the token negro as he is falsely described as intelligent, easy going, and the peacemaker. […]

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