tofsrud
time only for s-x, are you down?
pretty self explanatory text.
brian texting: “hey baby, i got a lot going on, kinda busy. i was going to stop by in a few minutes. tofsrud?”
judy texting: “you got some lube right, ‘ cause i’m out. door is unlocked.”
brian texting: “i got it. parking car now.”
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