tofu ass nigga
bullsh-ttin as motherf-cker. bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people…like vegans). in addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they -ssociate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)…fake as f-ck.
you tryna go to the t-tty bar? naw, i’m just gonna watch the office tonight. you a tofu -ss n-gg-
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