Tofu Theory


a theory which states that certain people absorb the coolness or doucheness of the people around them much like the asian bean-curd, tofu, absorbs the flavors of the foods surrounding it.
john: that hans guy can be cool at times, but then he hangs out with those tool bags and acts like an -ss.

jacob: bro, this is a perfect case of tofu theory.

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