tofurkeyducken
the vegan version of t-rducken made out of tofu – a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. the three layers of tofu const-tuting the tofurkeyducken contain artificial flavors (presumably carcinogenic) shih simulate the tastes of turkey on the outside, chicken in the middle and duck on the inside. it’s delicio!
i used to eat tofurkey, but i wasn’t saving enough souls – every time i eat tofurkeyducken i know that i’m saving three souls at once. i happily pay triple.
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