tohono
slang term that can be subst-tuted as an alternative for (primarily) fail, failing, failure, fails, or any word regarding general messing up or sucking.
n: failure
v: fail, failing
derived from internet gaming.
i tohonoed that midterm dude.
you didn’t kill the boss mob? you tohono.
the painters spilled paint on my carpet, those tohonos need to quit their jobs.
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