toilaflexion
\ toy’lah’flek’shun \ (v.)
the unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.
dave: hey chris! what’s with the body cast?
chris: awww i got toilaflexion while wiping my -ss last week.
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