toilet block
when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs
1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)
2. the toilet is fubar
3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!
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