Toilet Bowl Terrorism
the act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. toxic fumes and sh-t stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify tbt.
“i knew stopping by that hot dog vendor last night wasn’t a great idea, but i never thought i’d be spending my sunday engaging in toilet bowl terrorism because of it.”
“my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now i can’t stop sh-tting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. consuela is going to be p-ssed when she sees the toilet bowl terrorism she’s going to be cleaning up this week.”
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