Toilet Calling
the act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. these calls can involve noises -ssociated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.
h-llo!
hey tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
fiiiinnnne!
what’s new?
noottthhin’! aahhh! (deep breathing._
hey tommy, are you toilet calling me again?
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