Toilet cobra
a sh-t so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.
jesus dave left the biggest toilet cobra i have ever seen. next time flush it!
when you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.
“dude i’m not gonna take a dump in there, there is a toilet cobra in there ready to strike.”
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