Toilet Duck


a toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.
“they stole that toilet duck idea from me, you know. in my original sketches, i had it as a goat.”
someone who is known to let catmandoo’s own him. usually caused by toiletduck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while catmandoo kills him.
wow, catmandoo, you killed me while i was watching television and brushing my teeth!
when you’re sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.

often a painful experience.
“i’ll be out of the bog in a minute, i’ve got toilet duck”
one who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
george michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

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