toilet lean
the act of leaning forward whilst taking a sh-t that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one’s scr-t-m and into one’s -n-s; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: “why the h-ll is there toilet water all over the floor?”
man: “oh… had to do a toilet lean. my taint was getting soaked.”
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