Toilet Monkey
the nasty cr-p that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet
sally: my hair is wet can you p-ss me a towel?
jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
sally: gross! i don’t want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
a really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
what makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a toilet monkey?
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