toilet nap
while at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). no one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
eff me, i was out till 4:30 am last night lb’ing this broad, i really could use a toilet nap right now.
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