toilet owl


toilet owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own sh-t, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.
the following conversation takes place in the high school principle’s office:
p-ssed off freshman: mr. principle, the toilet walls are covered with human sh-t!
principle(whispers to himself): godd-mn those toilet owls! honey, where’s my owlkiller5000?

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