toilet ping


the act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.
fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. it was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

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