Toilet Seat Syndrome


also known as tss.
a very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your t-st-cl-s. you try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. usually followed by a great sigh of relief.
many males suffer from tss and sometimes have night tremors about it!

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