Toilet Varnish


a case of severe diarrhea which “varnishes” the toilet brown…also called “toilet paint”.
toilet varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet…

i said to my sister: “i’m not cleaning your toilet varnish!”

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