toilet wrinkles
the wrinkles that form in one’s pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
– at john’s party –
john: “someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn’t use the fan. was it you jimmy?”
jimmy: – with toilet wrinkles in his pants – “i was just checking my teeth.”
john: “it was you jimmy. get out of my house.”
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