toilet zombie
what you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
don’t eat that burrito, man. i had one and it turned me into a toilet zombie.
a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.
anna was eaten by a toilet zombie
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