txting while using the toilet
mom! i can’t get in the bathroom, cuz john’s toilexting!!
texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party’s are engaged in a bowel movement.
dude #1: “dude, are you texting me while your taking a sh-t?
dude #2: “yeah!”
dude #1: “that’s crazy, i’m texting you from the toilet too!”
dude #2: “dude, were totally toilexting right now!”

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