Tokaraed
to work hard all week only to come home and have your girlfriend, wife, babies momma, etc. take your pay check off of you and only give you money if you have a legitimate reason for it and even then you only get it if she thinks its a good enough reason…..
1. d-ck ducketts just got tokaraed again bro, she wont give him any cash for the bar…..
2. d-mn ducketts she just tokaraed yo -ss, now you cant afford smokes or booze…..
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