Tokyo Flysquatter


where a man/woman lies down, and another squats over him/her, sh-ts on their chest, slaps them in the face and then c-ms in their eyes.

generally regarded as a nice thing to do in glasgow.
woman: shall we go to a museam today?

man: no, lie down and let me give you a tokyo flysquatter.

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