a tokyo sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by conan o’brien for the conan show. it is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their -ss close to their partner’s face while firmly pressing their b-tt cheeks together. they then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of sh-t, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of asian features.
1. after conan o’brien’s new show “conan” tokyo sandblasted the sh-t out of the tonight show’s ratings, he couldn’t help but notice the sh-t running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of jay leno.
2. jay leno enjoys tokyo sandblasters.
3. conan is the sh-t, jay leno is a piece of sh-t.
a s-xual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.
nicole “snookie” polizzi gets a tokyo sand blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.
an unknown s-x position utilized and made popular by conan o’brien.
dude i love performing the tokyo sand blaster on my girfriend. conan did, so why can’t i?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
the best s-x act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.
mr. falcon always gives her at least one tokyo sand blaster.
s-xual innuendo referring to a position make popular by conan o’brien on his 2nd episode of the conan show.
have you ever done the tokyo sandblaster?” “not that i am aware of, but i have decorated the lady cake.
several men bukake a woman buried up to her neck in sand, then kick sand in her face.
it was tokyo sand blaster time in miami last week
the tokyo sandblaster is a scatological activity. when one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner’s face. letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have asian features.
john really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from jane giving him a tokyo sandblaster.
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an organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities. person a: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes? person b: well of course i’m going to give them to tomatoes for charity
- morning kiss
a morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow. morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss
- Tony Pena
s-x position in which the girl is on top with one leg extended straight out to the side, in the same kneeling stance that major league baseball player tony pena used as a catcher. this check was riding me cowgirl when suddenly she did the tony pena and blew my mind.
- Morpheus Logic
from a scene in matrix reloaded: trinity: maybe we did something wrong. neo: or didn’t do something. morpheus: no, what happened, happened and couldn’t have happened any other way. neo: how do you know? morpheus: we are still alive. morpheus always sees the fact “you’re alive” is good enough no matter how bad the situation. […]
a beautiful girl who makes everyone smile. a maryelba can sometimes come across as s-ssy. maryelbas never mean any harm though, they just like to have fun. who’s that cool girl over there? that’s maryelba.