Tokyo Teatherball
the act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. the two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. as the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of tokyo. the winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.
while rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, kevin and ben worked one up, strapped dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of tokyo teatherball. after coming to, rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game…until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.
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