Toledo Hotpipe
a toledo hot pipe is when you are receiving oral s-x and you tightly grasp the hair on the “givers” head force your c-ck down their throat and c-m, only to quickly pull out and shove their face in your -ss for a nasty fart.
jimmie: “c’mon sweetie why are you mad at me?”
jenny: “i told you i would swallow but that toledo hotpipe was uncalled for, you are a real jerk”
jimmie: “b-tch”
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