Tolland
1. a small mountain town in m-ssachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. a place where all the inhabitants are in the vfd and every house burns down because n-body cares.
tolland is the gayest town ever
a little town in western m-ss, the most awesome town on the face of the earth, resting high up in the mountains it looks down on poor pathetic southwick and granville, tolland pwns southwick, great place for hiking, biking, smoking, drinking, having s-x, camping, doing drugs, and burying those dead bodies we all know you’ve got lying around… come on down!
bob: hey everybody, im from tolland!
everybody: hey bob, nice to meet ya!
alice: hey everybody, im from southwick!
everybody: ewww get her outta here!!
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